Wednesday 30 April 2014
More Traditional Bike Gear for Season 2
Since everything else is technicolour, textile and sport-bikey, I'm going for more traditional looking gear this time around. When I've eventually got more than one bike I'm hoping that a range of gear lets throw a leg over anything and go.
This time round I'm looking for an open faced helmet for the short commute to work and a leather jacket. My current choices were found on Canada's Motorcycle, Motorcycle Superstore and Leatherup.ca.
I've been looking for a classic motorcycle jacket that does the vertical stripe thing. That look is surprisingly hard to find. Short of going to a Pakistani garment manufacturer directly (along with the perils of ordering that way), they are surprisingly unavailable.
The flat black G-Max helmet is inexpensive and simple. The Shark Soviet looking helmet is cool and expensive. I've got gauntlet gloves and mesh gloves, but a pair of black leather gloves would be nice.
Since I started riding I've been finding that jeans are handy if I suddenly want to take the bike out. A leather jacket would be a causal but convenient way to quickly get out on two wheels. The full-on textile armoured jacket and pants still do the job for intentional longer rides, but for quick jaunts the leather and denim thing would mean just throwing a leg over a bike, not to mention not looking out of place on a more classic ride. Getting on a Bonneville with the textile race wear looks a bit out of place.
LLeatherup.ca's prices look reasonable too. If they get back to me about the weird sizing on that jacket, I'll be ordering shortly.
Saturday 15 February 2020
If you had £70k to spend on a car, which would you choose? Much more than a car!
If you had £70k to spend on a car, which would you choose?— Top Gear (@BBC_TopGear) February 15, 2020
1️⃣ Porsche Cayman GT4
2️⃣ Renault Megane RS Trophy-R
3️⃣ A second-hand Lamborghini Gallardo
This Sunday, #TopGear tackles the £70k Renault-shaped elephant in the room with a good ol' shootout at the TG track pic.twitter.com/46ThMytfSR
£70k? Yikes, that's $121,026 Canadian! If I can opt out of the dick swinging options above, here's how I'd spend my hundred-and-twenty-K on things with four wheels, and two:
Mazda 2019 MX-5 RF GT
$44,870 CAD
That's a GT model with bells and whistles. Put me on a twisty mountain road in this and your typical knuckle dragger in one of Top Gear's choices and I bet I'm the first one to the end... and I won't be sending it in for service and repairs every five minutes - and it looks spectacular!
RAM ProMaster Van
$44,625 + $15,375 upfit = $60,000
If you've read this blog before you know I've got a Guy Martin/van obsession that often coincides with a mid-Canadian-winter psychotic episode (I'm getting close now) involving escaping south with a bike in the back for a chance to get on two wheels again. The Ram's a funky van. I'd keep back another $15,000 to upfit it into a long distance camper/bike hauler/multi-use vehicle.
That puts me at about $105,000 Canadian with two new, very different vehicles. What to do with the other sixteen thousand?
Suzuki DR650SE
$6000 (!)
They're on sale at the moment and a rock solid piece of off the tarmac ready kit. It'll keep up with traffic on the road (unlike the KLX250 didn't) and take me anywhere - including expanding the short Canadian riding season by tackling the odd bit of snow. I might look into some enduro competition with it too. It's be a rough and ready option in situations where I'd be worried about a more road ready bike.
I've still got ten grand to play with and I've already had more fun than any of the try-hard Top Gear choices. Time for something really frivolous that'll be as fast or faster than any of Porsche/Renault/Lamborghini nonsense that kicked this off.
'08 Suzuki Hayabusa
$7000
The first thing I stumble across on Kijiji is a $7000 '08 Suzuki Hayabusa. Odd that Suzuki is the only Japanese manufacturer I've never owned and I've got two on the list this afternoon.
I've got a thing for orange bikes, and this one looks a peach - older rider, low mileage for the year and well looked after.
I'd hold back the other three grand just to make sure this is faster than anything on Top Gear's list because I like to be Tom... Petty.
If I had £70k to spend on a car? I'd buy a nice car, a useful van and two awesome and very different motorcycles! Why be dull?
Tuesday 28 May 2013
Hot Gear
Now that I'm getting a sense of what sort of kit I'm in need off (I tend to be warm by nature, so cooler is always better) cooler gear is what I'm looking for.
I get the sense that the super touring pants (the kind you see on TV) offer a kind of cooling that my cheaper ones can only dream of. I wish I could get my hands on a pair of the super pants and see just how good they are, but they are expensive and no local retailer in Southern Ontario seems to have any on shelves. My only option to buy is online, sight unseen, and that makes me uneasy when you're buying a pair of pants for upwards of three hundred dollars.
My ideal pants would have armor where you need it and lots of ventilation up and down the legs and in the seat. They would also be a light colour so they reflect heat as well. The Olympia pants (below) seem like a solid choice, but again, I'm only able to go off the description online, and that's a lot of money to sink into a best guess.
I like the monochromatic Star Wars Storm Trooper look, but the jacket adds a nice splash of colour... |
I'm still happy with the Joe Rocket jacket I got. It fits well, has a removable liner (which I've had out for a month now). With the liner in and a sweater on, I'm toasty and windproof. With the liner out and the vents open, I need only get moving to cool off.
The Zox helmet I got is working well, though the wind noise is something I'll address in my next helmet. In the meantime, I'm loving the swing up face, the drop down sunscreen and the inside of the helmet is very comfortable. For the money, I don't think I could have gotten a better lid.
Having the right kit on does a couple of things for me. It puts me in the mindset to ride, and makes me feel like I'm ready for it. Windproof clothing is worth its weight in gold when you're up at speed. If you've never tried it, you'll be amazed at what you've been missing. Being comfortable while riding is an important part of having your head on straight and avoiding problems. So many people tend to ignore the gear you need to ride well, which is a shame, because with the right stuff, you're likely to get out and do it much more often.
My next purchase? Then I hope I'm ready to ride in the heat... from CANADA's MOTORCYCLE |
Saturday 24 September 2016
Things You Want To Do In Your 40s
$1.3 million doesn't sound like a lot of money but it would mean a thousand bucks a week until I'm 75 years old. Somebody better at math and competent with investments could probably figure out a more accurate, lower amount that would do the same thing. It's comfortably middle-class, but I don't really dream of being rich, I dream of being free from work to pursue my passions. If I could pull that off what would I do with my time? It's kind of like retirement, but I want to do it now while I'm still able to do something useful with it. I don't think I ever want to retire.
Mechanical Sympathy would expand and become an income stream of its own. It would be the centre of an online media onslaught! |
Here's what I'd aim at if I weren't busy pulling the plough:
MEDIA MAKER
Writer: I'd exercise the English degree and write, but not in a specific genre. I'd pursue motorcycle and travel writing more aggressively. I'd be happiest freelancing and working once or twice a month on assignment with the occasional larger travel project which would lead to a book. Lois Pryce is a role model. While that wasn't happening I'd be writing fictional novels. It would be nice to work for established publications, but developing my own brand online would allow for more control over what I'm creating. I've been working in large bureaucracies for too long.If it's new and technically challenging I'm into it. Having access to that kind of kit is exciting. I like to be surprised by what new tech can do. |
Digital Media: Exploring digital media has long been an interest (I teach it now). Having access to the latest tech, not to consume but to experiment and explore, would be fantastic. Projects would include VR environment building in CAD and simulation, as well as immersive media creation. I'm working on a VR research project in school at the moment. I feel like major breakthroughs are currently happening there. What we have in ten years will make our screen use today look archaic.
TECHNOLOGIST
I got into 3d scanning last year. The resolution isn't spectacular, but it's amazing what you can do with a simple 3d scanner on an ipad. |
Digital Engineering: I'm especially interested in micro-manufacturing using digital tools. Multi-axis milling machines using CAD models offer new avenues into high-tech customization. 3d printers are making advances every day. Being able to print my own fairing designs would be brilliant. Being able to print my own designs with dragon scales would be even better.
An opportunity to borrow new technology and see what it is capable of would also be grist for writing and media creation. If in the process I happened to get very good at producing customized parts, I'd lease the gear and get to it. As prices fall on what was once expensive industrial grade equipment and digital management makes high tolerance production available to everyone, a new post-industrial age of customization will emerge.
With table top laser cutters and various other digital tools becoming commonplace, the chance to explore these technologies without safety nannies hand wringing from above would be delightful. The home garage of the future is going to be a magical place of customized, personal manufacturing. It would be a blast to have the time and means to explore it.
Saturday 4 November 2023
A Colourful SMART Adventures Late in the Season
I've had some great days at SMART. A particular highlight was during the deepest, darkest summer of 2020 when I did a full day that started on a trials bike, moved to a brand new GS1250 and ended on a dirt bike. It was a great day of bike learning across three very distinct machines.
Last summer we managed to squeeze in a half day and it was the first time I'd done the expert riding group, which I second guessed myself on being in. Unfortunately the father who dragged his son into it wasn't so introspective. I spent a good amount of money hoping for expert riding opportunities but the afternoon consisted of watching this kid fall off a bike too big for him that his dad kept demanding he ride, and then watching him drop the second bike we had to go back to get for him into a two foot deep puddle. We ended up spending most of the afternoon picking this kid up or riding back to the base after he broke a bike. I needed this trip to SMART to be a win after that last disappointment.
Having a look around before the ride out, it's not easy keeping the jealousy in check when it comes to SMART Adventures owner Clinton's bike collection. |
Why are y'all wearing rain jackets? 'Cause it was raining... a lot! That's inches deep mud. |
That's Tyler - ace instructor! |
Interesting choice of name, great bike! |
Monday 24 July 2023
Guest Post: Wolfe and the IBR Parts 4-6
The Iron Butt Rally is long distance motorcycling's most challenging endurance event. It runs once every two years in the continental US and Lobo Loco Rally Master, Wolfe Bonham, is a veteran of the event. Wolfe ran the 2023 IBR and has been sharing his ride on Facebook, but he said he's OK with guest posting on TMD, so here is parts 4-6! Eleven thousand miles in eleven days? Enjoy!
Parts 1-3 can be found here.
Part Four - IBR 2023
The Heavens Open up
Heading southbound it isn't long before I encounter my first of many mechanical issues. I notice my windscreen is getting closer and closer to my cell phone. I had adjusted it yesterday and it becomes apparent I didn't torque down my Tobinator tight enough. I jump off at the next exit and waste 10 minutes getting it done right. This will be one of many roadside repairs in my near future.
Back on I-79 and it's not long before I realize I'm running short on fuel much sooner than expected. I check my Garmin for the next available fuel and am once again off the highway. My auxiliary fuel cell is transferring fuel much slower than anticipated and I make a mental note to turn the transfer valve on sooner. On the upside this exit has a Jersey Mike's, so I quickly snag a Bingo location while off the highway with a quick iced tea.
My next fuel stop snags the ever present Waffle House chain, but then I see the storms building across my path. The next 2 days will have me ride through no less than 7 severe thunderstorms.
Crossing on HWY 19 the weather changes. What had been a rather warm afternoon suddenly becomes very cold, and the skies open up.
Prior to the rally I had discovered that my now 6 year old Klim Carlsbad riding suit was no longer shedding water like it used. I had followed their instructions to re-water proof the outfit, but this would be the first real test.
Eventually the rain was becoming so heavy that my wheels were parting puddles deep enough to send spray up to my knees. Worried about hydroplaning I spied an upcoming Bojangles on the next exit. That's when I also noticed I had an oil pressure light glaring at me on the dash.
It looked like a brief break would allow this storm to pass. I could get an actual meal, dry my gear, and look into my oil situation.
Under the awning of the gas station next to the restaurant I could see my oil levels were good. I guessed the only thing to do was continue riding and watch the engine temp. If it began to rise I'd know that oil wasn't getting to all the needed spots.Soldiering on I was getting really tight on time to make The Varsity restaurant in Atlanta, GA before they closed at 9pm. This chain is on the bingo card, but only available in the Atlanta area. I figured this would likely be my only trip through Atlanta on the rally, so I had to get it today.
This would mean passing up on visiting a Pal's Sudden Service bingo restaurant en route. I figured I'd be able to find one later in the Rally as they are more common.... spoiler alert... I didn't, and it would cost me blacking out the entire card! Day 1 decisions can have a cascading effect, like the butterfly that flapped its wings in Central America 3 days ago that is now causing the storms in the southern USA I'm now riding through.
My route to Atlanta only diverged enough to snag the high point value giant peach water tower in Gaffney, SC that was featured on the rally poster.
I called ahead to The Varsity to make sure they didn't have any ideas of closing early, threw away another planned stop at a Whataburger location, hauled ass to downtown Atlanta where Cherrelle was waiting to close with my peach lemonade already poured! Phew... and it was refreshing too.
Also in the downtown was a metal peach sculpture that proved tricky to find a spot to park to take the photo. After doing a couple of laps around the nearby stadium I figured using one of the hotel lots was the only real option... and low and behold, I run into Jeffrey Gebler pulling out of one. He let's me know he had greased the valet with a few dollars to let him park there. I quickly followed suit.On returning to my bike a group of high school students and their teacher were checking out my bike. They were in town on a skills competition for, of all things, motorcycle and small engine repair. I took a few moments to chat with them and show them the live tracking. We wished each other good luck in our competitions and I headed out of Atlanta for Florida.
This final stretch of the night had me in more thunderstorms and it was becoming quite obvious that my Klim gear was indeed no longer waterproof. More concerning was the amount of water now pooling in my Sidi Adventure Goretex boots from running down the back of my calves.
Watching the tracker I knew most Florida bound riders had pulled off for the night, and I could see they were snug out of the weather in hotels along I-75S.
I was determined to push further and arrived at the Florida welcome center rest area where I curled up on a picnic table under an awning for 2 hours sleep...
Or so I thought...
Part Five - IBR 2023
The Struggle is Real
I wake up to the sound of distant thunder. A quick look at my weather app shows another massive storm about to roll through, and the winds are picking up. I doubt I'll stay dry under this little park awning so I head for the shelter of the nearby welcome center. Inside I chat with a very friendly security guard as we watch the rain flying sideways and palm trees bending in the wind. I hit up the snack machine for dinner/breakfast, then make the call that I might as well be putting on some miles if I'm no longer sleeping.I make my way through several clusters of storms on the way to Cedar Key in the dark. It should be just after sunrise when I arrive.
Suddenly my lights pick up movement from the ditch. An armadillo is attempting to cross the road, and given the wet conditions there's very little I can do but brace for impact. I've always feared hitting one of these after seeing one destroy a wheel well and fender of an RV as a child. I expect it to be like hitting a rolling bowling ball. Bam!
In actual fact it was more like a large raccoon. Sorry little dude.
I pass by 2 other riders heading back out of of the Key that must've passed me while I napped. It's quite windy with the nearby storms and i struggle a bit with the rally flag.From here I'm off to New Orleans. The morning is chilly and my gear is still soaked. As I get close to Tallahassee it starts to warm up and the sun is out. I stand up on my pegs to get my gear in the wind to help it dry out. It's working, except my boots are still swamped.
....OK OK... the clutch. For the past day all I can smell when at lower speeds is burnt clutch. I've made the decision to shift the bike to neutral anytime I'm stopped at a light to help preserve it as much as possible. This goes against everything we teach as motorcycle instructors. I'm also being as gentle as possible going through the gears when accelerating. Between it, an oil pressure light, my slow to transfer auxiliary fuel tank, and wet gear, the first 24 hours has kept me on my toes.
... back to Day 2.
As I get to Mobile the temps soar. It's over 100F and extremely humid. I snag a Whataburger for my Bingo card and to cool off. I've been carefully watching my engine temp, and given how hot it is outside, if my oil pressure sensor warning was accurate the engine should be running extremely hot. It's not. In fact, it sounds great at speed, although now at idle I'm starting to notice a concerning rough vibration throughout the bike. I probably should have performed a valve adjustment before leaving Canada. Great! One more thing to nag at my mind for the next 9 days.Leaving Mobile they are thunderstorms popping up everywhere due to the heat and humidity. Coming through Gulfport and Biloxi I'm faced with 2 of the worst. Visibility becomes almost zero, signs everywhere warn of flash flood areas, and I'm trying to position myself behind transport trucks so they can part the water as much as possible to keep me from hydroplaning. I'm standing on the pegs, hazard lights on, crawling at less than 20 mph. My mind keeps telling me this is too dangerous, but there really is nowhere to go. My mind also tells me that we're "the World's Toughest Motorcycle Riders". The words of one of my famous instructors, Simon Pavey come to mind. "Have a spoonful of concrete and harden the 'f' up!". I soldier on towards New Orleans.
The weather breaks for a bit and I'm able to snag a CookOut, Popeyes, and Sonic, all at the same highway exit. There is another storm front about to descend onto New Orleans, though, and it's a doozy. The I-70 bridge is so windy I have the bike leaned at almost 45 degrees and I'm getting tossed back and forth in my lane. Fortunately there aren't a lot of other idiots out here on the bridge in this weather, so I'm not worried about hitting another vehicle. At worst I'll get to go for a swim over the railing!Arriving there my weather radar shows a potential tornado, and the staff offer to let me park the bike under their drive-thru shelter. We all watch my radar in hopes it won't be too bad. It passes on the other side of the river, less than 2 miles from us!
I thank them and soldier on toward Lafayette. It appears the storms are behind me for today. I snag the Crawfish Capitol sign, and head towards Houston. Other than the interrupted nap in Florida I've now been riding for 32 hours straight. I plan to pull my mandatory rest in Houston after snagging another 2 bingo restaurants.
That night in the hotel room I remove my boots to assess the damage. 36 hours of wet feet and hot, sweaty conditions has led to Trench Foot. If I can't sort this out I'm afraid I won't make the next 9 days.