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Sunday, 18 April 2021

Motorcycle Pick Up on a Budget

I've been calling around trying to find a rental van to arrange a pick up of a Kawasaki Concours C14 in Toronto.  Every rental place in my county tells me they have no vans because they are being rented out by delivery companies during the pandemic.

Last week I took my wife down for a doctor visit and noticed a number of vans at the big U-Haul centre on Speedvale in Guelph.  Using U-Haul's online booking system, I was able to reserve a van for last week and arrange the pickup.

The Speedvale U-Haul centre is a full service depot with many vehicles on site as well as storage.  The staff was spectacularly helpful in making sure I had the right vehicle (the website said I'd be getting a Ford Transit van but they GMCs on site so the guy at the counter went out and measured the openings to make sure it would still fit the bike.  They were also excellent with mask, social distancing and ensuring we had a cleaned and ready to use rental during COVID.

If you default mileage on an 'in-town' van rental the extra mileage'll get you in the end, but if you pre-state your mileage they give you a discount.  All in at the end of the day including insurance and mileage, the bill came out to $138CAD, which is impressive.  I had to put $30 in gas back into it, so the rental piece ended up being just under $170 all in.  Check out was quick and efficient with minimal contact and the return was completely contact free and effortless.

I've been thinking about getting the gear to do pickups myself, but the initial cost is heavy and then the operating costs (poor mileage, heavy vehicle, etc) pile on the costs even more.  If I purchased a tow-capable vehicle and a trailer I'm looking at $40-50k - that would be over 200 bike pickups in the rental van.  I seem to find I need a bike pickup every 1-2 years at the moment.  If I keep doing that until I'm 80 years old, I'll ring up a rental van bill of about $3800, so the I-gotta-get-a-bike-tow-ready-vehicle thing isn't really on my radar any more after this positive U-Haul experience.

I do need a couple of things for next time though.  If you want a U-Haul with the built in ramp you're looking at doubling rental costs and you don't need that space or the headache of navigating traffic with a much bigger vehicle (the van was very easy to thread through Toronto traffic).  I brought the two plastic car ramps I had along with some wood planks to load the bike, but that's not ideal as the van's deck height is pretty up there.  So, here's the list of things-to-get so that a rental van does the trick without any headaches:

Parts For Making Rental Van Motorcycle Moves Easier:

A pair of fold-up ramps would make loading the bike much easier.  These fold up and would hang on the wall in the garage, not taking up any valuable space and are capable of holding even a big bike like the Concours without any issues.

I got lucky this time as the guy I purchased the Concours off had a ramp that did the trick, but next time I'll have my own ready to go.

Cost:  $140


Ratchet Tie Downs:  I tied down the Concours once we got it into the van with nylon rope but there are relatively inexpensive options that would make the tie-down process both more secure and less time consuming.  The Connie was rock solid the way we tied it down (there are ground hoops and wood bolted to the side of the van that you can tie off too, and didn't move a muscle in transport, but for relatively little outlay I could have a set of ratcheting tie-down straps that are both more secure and very easy to set up and break down.

The web of rope got cut when we got home (and we used the bike lift to get the bike out), but with ramps and ratcheting tie-downs the transport would be been a lot easier and secure.

Cost:  $29


A mobile wheel chock: This is a bit of a luxury. The bike stand in the garage has a home-made wooden one but it's heavy and awkward. A lightweight, ride in wheel chock would make tying the bike down secure and easy, and it's easy to transport.

With this one you ride into the chock and it see-saws into position, holding the bike steady while you tie it down.

Cost:  $70


For about $250 I can get the bits and pieces that would make a bike pickup in a rental van a quick, easy and secure process.  This was a good beta-test and I now know what I need to make the next one even smoother.

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In the meantime, I'm once again a Kawasaki owner, pushing my Team-Green ownership count even higher:

Kawasakis Owned:  4 (Ninja 650, KLX250, Concours ZG1000, Concours14)
Yamahas Owned:  2 (PW80 mini-bike, Eleven Mid-Night Special)
Hondas Owned:  1 (CBR-900RR Fireblade)
Triumphs Owned: 1 (Triumph Tiger 955i)

I've been a fan of Suzuki for years yet never seem to find one that suits what I'm looking for.  Kawasakis always seem to pop out just when I need one that meets my needs, and I enjoy their engineering and working on them.  Their engines especially are something very special.





Saturday, 22 October 2016

The Week After New Years: Take 2

If it's a seven grand proposition to get over to California and rent a bike to ride the Pacific Coast Highway, how cheaply could I do something else?

As if by magic, this popped up across the road from work this week.  If they're asking between five and six grand, it would be a straight trade for the commuter car I drive to work in the winter. This type of motorcycle transportation system has a cargo carrying capacity of over 3000lbs, so it would comfortably carry a bike or two.  
Tiger to scale
in that van.

The Tiger, a fairly substantial adventure bike, is about 89 inches long, 34 inches wide at the handlebars and 55 inches tall.  The cargo area in this kind of van is 124 inches long, 53 inches wide at the narrowest point of the rear wheel arches and about 53 inches tall.  With the windshield removed, even two tall adventure bikes would fit in the back of this thing with only a bit of handlebar overlap.  Two six hundred pound bikes would barely dent half the load capacity of the van.  It would barely feel a single bike at all.

With the Tiger (and maybe a Super Tenere) loaded in the back, we could make the great escape south on the week after New Years.


It's an all day trip to Knoxville.

If we left on New Year's day we could be in Pigeon Forge on the edge of the Smokey mountains that night.

Monday morning we could hit one of a number of local motorcycle friendly routes.  There are so many choices that other than a freak snow storm, we'd be on excellent riding roads, making miles in January.




Best Western Toni has a sale!
Pigeon Forge is nestled right in the middle of it all and their winter temperatures feel downright spring-like compared to what we have up here - hovering around 9°C on average.  It's cool, but no cooler than riding in the mountains around Phoenix was last New Years.  On warm days we might get right up into the high teens Celsius.  It's a bit of a chance, but the reward would be getting some beautiful winter rides in while the north is under a blanket of snow.

Compared to the Californian coast, you can get fantastic hotel deals down Knoxville way.  The Best Western in Pigeon Forge has a $74 Canadian a night deal on, and it's a 4+ star reviewed place with indoor pools and hot tubs and included breakfast; the perfect launching point for a series of rides.

Lots of pretty roads around Pigeon Forge
Being a regular winter work week for most people, the roads would be empty.  The Tail of the Dragon is only 54 twisty miles down the 321 from Pigeon Forge, and at that time of the year it'll be anything but packed.  The Dragon is just one of many excellent motorcycling roads in the Great Smokey Mountains area.

After exploring the Smokey Mountains from Monday to Thursday, we'd get a good night's sleep and make the drive back back north into the frozen darkness on Friday (giving us a spare day or two in case of weather).  The costs aren't anything like trying to get out to California.  With no airfare or motorcycle rental, the most expensive bits aren't there.  On top of that I'd get to ride a bike I love instead of getting on a rental I'm ambivalent about.

Compared to the seven grand California week, this one comes out to about sixteen hundred bucks depending on how getting my hands on a cargo van goes.  There is more of a chance of weather getting in the way but if it holds out it's a dramatically cheaper way to ride some fantastic roads in the middle of winter.

Maybe I could get Enterprise Rent-a-van to sponsor the trip...

Cost breakdown:
- swapping out the Mazda2 for a van, I think I can about break even there.  I only use the Mazda for the 10 minute commute to work in the winter - the van could easily do the same thing for not much more in gas because the commute is so short.
- gas down and back (assuming 15mpg) ~1500 miles = 100 gallons of gas ~380 litres @ $1 a litre = ~$400Cdn in gas for the van (gas is cheaper in the States).
- Food & toll costs on the commute, say $100 each way: $200US ($250Cdn)
- Hotel for the week (Sunday night to Friday morning) in Pigeon Forge: $411Cdn
- Daily bike gas & food costs: say $100US ($150Cdn) per day, so for Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu it'd be about $600Cdn

All totalled up, that's 2 days of travel and four days on two wheels in Tennessee for about $1600 Canadian dollars.  That's $5400 cheaper than the same amount of time away in California, and with six less airports.

Sunday, 12 March 2017

Bike Van

I've been stuck on the Ford Transit Van probably due to my Guy Martin fixation, but there are other choices for a motorcycle carrying vehicle.  I'd been looking at the full sized, extended Transit that is lucky to break 20mpg, but the Transit Connnect is a smaller, more frugal van that will just fit the Tiger while getting more than 30mpg.  It's also on the road for thousands less than the big one.


The Dodge Ram Promaster City cargo van is another choice in the smaller van category.  It seems to beat the Transit in cargo size (the Tiger fits inside it and it's likely to be the largest bike I'd ever transport).  It also gets the best mileage.  Comes in yellow too!




Nissan makes the NV200.  It's the smallest in terms of dimensions and engine (a 2.0l 4 cylinder), and gets the best mileage.  The Tiger wouldn't fit height or length wise in it, but a smaller bike would.

Looking at the three, I think the Dodge gets the nod, though the Transit Connect is within a whisker of it in every category and it starts quite a bit cheaper than the Dodge:



Every one of these manufacturers build a next-size up industrial version of these models.  Nissan makes the NV Cargo, which comes with a big V6 or V8 and gets 20mpg.  The fully sized Ford Transit is similar.  Dodge makes the Ram Promaster which comes with an optional 3.0l eco-diesel that gets an impressive 21/29mpg in a big vehicle.  

If efficiency is the goal, that big Dodge is in a class of its own.  Similar mileage to the little guys but in a van that I could pretty much stand up in and would carry not one by two Tigers.





It too comes in stunning yellow.  A nice Mechanical Sympathy screen on there and I'd be off to winter motorcycling trips, track days and picking up old bikes!

I think I might be over my Ford Transit fixation, but the whole van thing ain't cheap.  Perhaps I can engineer a change to a cage that offers a lot of utility instead of just being what I drive when I can't ride.




This one's got 5k on it with the balance of warranty for $33k.  It still handily swallows the Tiger with inches to spare.  That'd do...




Thursday, 15 December 2016

Daydreaming: Winter Road Trip to New Orleans & Key West

It's an 11 hour drive down to Knoxville, Tennessee from here.  If I took the bike that far south in a van to dodge the snowline, I could then do this!



With two weeks off over Christmas it'd break down like this:

Dec 24th: (van) Elora to Knoxville in the van 1147kms
Dec 25th: Knoxville to Talledega 271 miles the interesting way
Dec 26th: Talledega to New Orleans 420 miles
Dec 27th: New Orleans!
Dec 28th: New Orleans!
Dec 29th: New Orleans to Panama City 304 miles
Dec 30th: Panama City to Tampa  339 miles
Dec 31st: Tampa to Miami   252 miles
Jan 1st:   Miami!
Jan 2nd:  Miami to Key West to Miami   155 miles there and back
Jan 3rd:   Miami to Jacksonville via Daytona Beach 346 miles
Jan 5th:   Jacksonville to Greenville 388 miles
Jan 6th:  Greenville to Knoxville 212 miles via Deals Gap
Jan 6th:  (van) Knoxville to Dayton 304 miles 1/2 day
Jan 7th:  (van) Dayton to Elora 410 miles home mid-afternoon
Jan 8th:   chill out day before going back to work

Van mileage:  2300kms / 1440 miles
Bile mileage: 4500kms / 2812 miles

I could probably arrange with our Knoxville hotel to park the van somewhere safe and then head south on two wheels.  The Tiger could totally handle the job one or two up, but there would be more specialized tools I'd select if given a choice from the new 2017 bikes:

One Up 2017 Minimalist Bike Choice




Kawasaki's new Z900 looks like a lovely, light weight device to explore some corners with.  It's an upright bike that would be easy to sit on for long periods of time.  It's a minimal machine but that would be ideal for riding into the sub tropical climates down there.





It's a brand new machine but the Z650 it shares parts with already has some luggage bits that might work.  Keeping with the minimalist vibe, I'd try and do the whole 3000 mile / two week odyssey using only those two expandable panniers.  If I have to expand half way through I could always throw a tie down duffel bag on the back seat.



One Up 2017 not-remotely minimalist Bike Choice

The opposite of the tiny, lithe, naked Z900 is the absurd, over the top and abundantly present Moto Guzzi MGX-21 Flying Fortress.  It comes with its own panniers so that's not a worry.  It's also the kind of bike that would swallow many high mileage days in a row without batting an eyelash.  And it's so pretty.


Two Up Touring Preference

A large, comfortable bike that Max and I could ride the southern triangle on would be the goal here.  My default is always a Kawasaki Concours 14.  We rented a last gen model last year in Arizona and it was a rocket ship that was also big and comfortable for both of us.  The fact that it comes in candy imperial blue this year only encourages me to put it back at the top of the list again.




A more touring focused choice would be the Goldwing F6B which is a more stripped down version of the full on bells and whistles Goldwing.  It's a big, comfortable bike that is surprisingly nimble for what it is and comes with built in panniers.  It'd cover the miles with ease while keeping us both in excellent shape for when we arrived at each stop.

Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Six Wheels Across Canada

Crossing Canada (and we're not even going
coast to coast) isn't a little trip.
Next summer we're aiming for the family cross country trip.  If you live anywhere except one of the largest countries in the world that might not require too much forethought, but it takes over 2000kms and 3 days just to get out of the province we live in, then there are another four provinces to cross before getting to the family reunion in British Columbia.  The thought of doing this on a bike is both invigorating and a bit overwhelming, and besides, I'd like to spend some time in the car with everyone soaking up the views together.

What to do?

Is it possible to get a vehicle that would get us across Canada reasonably comfortably but would also allow me to drop two wheels down when the roads demand it?

I've had the van itch before, but is there a vehicle that could carry the three of us and a bike well?


Guy Martin's Transit Van fascination has long been an influence.  It turns out you can buy a special Guy Martin Proper edition these days in the UK.

Choices for North America aren't that special, but you can still put together a custom enough van that might be the Swiss-Army knife of a vehicle that I'm looking for.  What's interesting is that on the UK site they talk about using a Transit as your 24/7 vehicle like that could be a thing, but North Americans would find Transits impossible to live with (because North Americans are just too precious?)

The long wheelbase, medium roof Transit will handle four seats with room enough to comfortably swallow a Triumph Speed Triple as well.  With a finished interior it'd be a comfortable way of making the epic cross country trip and could handle all the luggage we could throw at it.

In cross country mode it'd have the four seats in and plenty of room to stretch out and cover big miles.  I'd be tempted to swipe some of the "Proper" Transit and sporty it up a bit, but the main idea would be to have a modern, efficient van that is able to do many things.

With the bike out we'd be able to stretch sleeping bags out in the back, and there are some other interesting options I think I'd explore.  The Aluminess Roof Rack turns the whole roof into a patio, which would be handy on trips for photography, as a base for drone filming operations or as a vantage point when the van is taken to events.  It has a cool LED spot light bar on the front too.


There are a number of interior finishing options available.  I'd take the van to a finished interior, but I don't know about a private jet on wheels, I'd want it to keep some of its utilitarian appeal.  Being able to rotate the front seats would have obvious benefits though.  A number of companies finish these vans, from use based needs to full on camper conversions.

The medium roof, long wheelbase version of the Transit will take in about 163 inches long in the cargo area - a Triumph Speed Triple is about half that, so it'd fit behind a second row of seats.  Maximum load width is almost 70 inches, the Speed Triple is less than half that wide at the handle bars and much less elsewhere, so it'd fit comfortably on one side of the rear cargo area.  Maximum load height is 72 inches, the Speed Triple is less than 50 inches tall.  Even a big bike like my Tiger (54 inches tall, 34 inches wide, 89 inches long) would still comfortably fit in the Transit.  Since a Transit will take close to 4000lbs in payload, the thing could easily handle a pair of big bikes without breaking a sweat.  One bike, 3 people and a pile of luggage wouldn't make it break a sweat.



The ten thousand kilometre odyssey across Canada would be a lot more fun with such a comfortable, spacious and capable vehicle... and being about to ride the Rockies and the West Coast west and then back east again would be spectacular.

Almost four thousand kilometres of Rocky Mountains and West Coast?  Magical!  Having a vehicle that can deliver it together AND on two wheels?  Bazinga!

Thursday, 31 July 2014

Track Day Planning

I'm pretty keen to go do a track day, and I have a buddy who is the same.  The Grand Bend Motorplex does motorcycle open lapping on its track.   I found GBM through motorcycletrackdays.ca.  The upcoming SOAR racing event at Grand Bend offers open motorcycle lapping prior to their weekend events.  That might be a good time for two nØØbs to go as there will be experienced track day people on hand to help us fumble through the technical inspection.

I figured it would be a show up on what you rode here on and go on the track, as you would with a car, but bikes seem a bit more involved.  Here is the list of motorcycle specific technical requirements:
  • Is your kickstand secured? Your spring return isn’t enough on a racetrack. Use a plastic strap tie or duct tape to secure your kickstand in the up and locked position before you come to tech. 
  • Tape over your speedometer. It’s the rule.
  • Make sure your throttle returns quickly and positively. We want to see it snap back when you release the grip. 
  • Change your antifreeze for straight water. If your bike puts antifreeze on the surface, it shuts the entire track down and may result in suspension. Antifreeze is 100 times worse than water on asphalt (It’s like wet ice). Swap it out for water before you proceed to tech. 
  • Tape over or remove lights, signal and mirrors. They all shatter and they all puncture tires. 
  • Brakes: Make sure they’re properly functioning, front and back, with no leaks, because we’ll check. 
  • Chain: Check your drivechain adjustment. Too tight or too loose means breakage. Refer to manufacturer’s specification. Also, check your master link. A rivet style link is preferred, but a standard ‘slip on’ while suffice if you put a dab of silicone on the key to secure it. 
  • Now that you’ve ensured your brake lines don’t leak, check the rest of the bike. Your engine and suspension components must also be leak free. 
  • Overall track worthiness: These are the small things that can lead to disaster. Loose lines can snag. If it can flop around, it can be snagged and lead to a crash. 
  • Body: All body parts must be secured or removed. 
  • Mechanical: Check your fasteners and ensure they’re secured at recommended torque. 
  • Tires: Properly inflated, with structural integrity intact (sidewall, tread, steel-belts, bulges).
Most of that is common sense/maintenance, but there are a couple of bits that will require some thought.  Tying up the kickstand is all well and good, but that means you're bringing a rear stand to keep the bike upright.  Swapping out the antifreeze also means you need to bring some distilled water.  Some tools, disposable gloves and fluids would probably be a good idea too.  Suddenly the back of the bike I want to ride to the track day is looking like a hardware store.  You wouldn't want to ride an hour and a half to a track to find out you don't have what you need to go around it.  Short of asking for a pit crew to accompany you in a four wheeler, riding solo to a track day seems difficult if not impossible.

Of course, this leads you down the road to a trailer, which then begs the question, why use your road bike for track days when you can pick up an older sport bike for not much, not have to pay for road insurance on it and spec it out specifically for track days.  Stripped of lights and needless accessories like rear foot pegs and indicators, you'd be ready to ride as soon as you roll it off the trailer, and the machine would be tailored for the track.

I've been to several racing schools, but the one time I really got into it was while living in Akita, Japan.  Kyowa Race track was a small carting track deep in the mountains south east of the city.  Kazutoyo, a student of mine, was an avid racer (he came to Canada for a summer to participate in a Mosport racing mechanics program).  We'd go up there half a dozen times in the summer and spend the day hauling the carts around that bendy circuit as quickly as we could.

The vehicle of choice for the carts and the paraphernalia that went with them was a cargo van.  We'd be able to fit three people, the tools, the disassembled cart and spare tires and other odds and ends all in the van and head to the track.  Riding around at break neck speeds was awesome, but I have fond memories of all the fettling that when on in the pits too; it's all part of the race experience.

Ford Canada's handy Transit Van Builder got me all
set with a customized utility van that could carry two
bikes and gear with ease... things I'd do if I were rich!
Now that I'm thinking about doing a track day on two wheels I'm tempted to imitate those Japanese carting guys and get what I need to make a track day possible.  I've been wishing for a trailer several times this summer to haul lumber.  Having one on hand and a vehicle to haul it would be handy for more than just track days.  

Or just win the lottery and get the full on racing support van.

If Mechanical Sympathy were to go full on into racing, I'd grab that 1000cc VFR from Angus (in my Transit race van) and prep it for racing.  Stripping off all the lights and extras and minimizing it down to a race bike.  I'd be a dangerous man if I had more money.

In the meantime I'm still trying to look for ways to ride my Ninja to the track and do some laps without dragging along someone in a cage to support the activity.

Links:
Motorcycle track day primer: a good explanation of track days.
Beginner's Guide to Track Days in Ontario: a great checklist on how to approach track days - renting a bike is what I'm now looking into...

Sunday, 18 February 2018

Vanmageddon: It must be February

It's getting to be that time of year again - months of snow bound Ragnarok motorbike hibernation are making me twitchy.  I like winter generally, it offers a very different and sometimes beautiful view of the world, but when motorcycling has become your go-to stress reliever, being out of the saddle for months is a source of pressure.  If you look at the seasonal leanings of this blog, you'll see winter generally leads to yearning.


This time around the fixation is on the Mercedes Metris Van.  I've previously looked at Ford Transits from a Guy Martin point of view, and other small van options for moving bikes to where I can use them.  The Metris has the benefit of being as efficient as the little vans but can swallow the Tiger with room to spare.  The other little vans would required a tight squeeze if it'd fit at all.


Another benefit of the Metris is that you can customize it to your needs and it'll still go everywhere a normal vehicle will.  It's also surprisingly competitive in price to the Ford and Dodge/Fiat options.  So, what would I do with the only Mercedes I've ever been interested in buying?

Last year at pretty much this exact same time I was mapping out waterfalls in Virginia.  The drive down to Roanoke is about 11 hours.  With the Tiger in the back I'd have left right after work and been in Roanoke by midnight.  After a good sleep and breakfast and I'd be out all weekend making use of those lovely temperatures while chasing spring powered waterfalls across the Appalachians.  After a good ride Sunday I'd have a big dinner then head back into the frozen wastelands of the north getting in after mid-night, but I'd have the Monday of the long weekend to get back on it again.

All told that'd be about 2000kms in the van and another six hundred or so miles riding in the spring blooming mountains.  If I could convince the family to come along, they could crash in the hotel or jump on the back and come along.


I've been reading Guy Martin's autobiography and his van powered wandering to motorcycling events all over the UK and Europe seem entirely doable, if you only have that van.  He seems to be able to fit an improbably amount into a very limited amount of time simply by getting himself there and then getting himself home again.

It's a good read that trips right along.  I enjoyed the narrative flow of the follow up book When You Dead You Dead more (I read it first), but you quickly fall into Guy-speak and feel like you're sitting in a pub with him hearing the tale.  If you like motorcycles and racing it's brilliant.  If you just like a good story well told, it'll do that too.

Wednesday, 21 August 2024

Under Dark Skies Chapter 4

Chapter 4. Previous chapters can be found in previous posts. 







British Expeditionary Force
Monday, May 13th, 1940
Reims Aerodrome – Northern France

 

As was so often the case, Bill was back in Scotland in the Trials. He was exhausted and the bike was hanging together by a thread, but neither of them were going to stop. The smell of the ancient mud and heather from highland moors filled his nose, then suddenly he was in the pub in Fort William, and everyone was cheering as they hung his medal above the bar. The backslapping turned to slaps. In an instance he was back home in Norfolk, fired for taking the week off to compete and looking at an RAF poster.

“All I’ve got to give you is blood, toil, sweat and tears,” it said, and then he was laying in his bunk, grey morning light filling the room. Bill was the only one in the NCO bunky, but next door in the common room the radio was turned up. Through the static came a familiar voice.

“We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering,” static surrounded Churchill’s familiar voice.

Bill swung his legs over the edge of the bunk and slipped on his boots. In the common room half a dozen junior NCOs were sitting at the table listening to the radio.

“…what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime,” Churchill continued. He sounded like he was warming to his subject and the words were rolling out of him like thunder.

The men in the room were motionless, hanging on every word.

“…what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.”

“Quite,” Sergeant Michaels said, taking a sip of his tea.

Bill walked over to the pot and poured himself a cup and leaned back against the wall to listen.

“… I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men. At this time, I feel entitled to claim the aid of all, and I say, ‘come then, let us go forward together with our united strength.’” There was a silence at the end of the speech before the announcer cut in explaining that this had been recorded this morning in an emergency meeting of Parliament.

Bill looked around the room. Everyone was stony faced. The radio announcer suggested that Churchill had forced Parliament to open for that speech.

“Is Churchill Prime Minister now?” Bill asked.

“He got the job last Friday, mate,” Michaels laughed. “Where have you been?”

“In Belgium,” Bill replied absently, sipping his tea.

The junior NCOs exchanged glances.

“Why on earth would you want to go there?” Michaels asked.

“Someone asked me to give them a hand blowing up a bridge,” Bill replied. He was still a bit foggy after the long sleep.

“Did you manage it?” Michaels asked, sharing an incredulous look with the other NCOs.

“One less bridge for Gerry to supply petrol over,” Bill repeated what he’d said to Grimes the evening before.

“Meet any Germans?”

“A few too many, actually.”

“Right, give us the details!”

“I was the rabbit; I made a distraction and drew them away so the demolition boys could finish the job.”

“Jolly good, Corporal,” Michaels raised his mug.

“How are things here?” Bill asked.

“Lost three Hurricanes over the weekend. Another two are on fire outside this morning, but the weather’s closed in so hopefully we’ll have a day or two to get ourselves sorted.”

“Are we winning?” Bill asked, looking at the white faces.

“If we’re not, we’re making them pay for each step,” Corporal Allings said. The other men in the room murmured in agreement.

“Bloody right,” Bill replied, raising his cup to the room of tired men. “Want to see the latest in Nazi fashion?”

Everyone’s eyes lit up, so Bill put down his mug and dug the SS uniform out of his barracks box. Laying it out on the table it was a grand looking thing, though a bit grotty from the long ride. Say what you will about Nazis, but they design smashing uniforms.

“This is SS, isn’t it?” Allings asked, running a finger over the shoulder badges.

“It is,” Bill replied, “it’s a Scharführer SS uniform. They told me the equivalent of a sergeant.”

The men looked over the uniform with interest. After months in country this was the first time any of them had seen an enemy uniform up close.

“Got the hat with it?” Rawlings asked.

“Just the big stormtrooper helmet, but I left it with the bike.”

“BMW R12?” Corporal Smith asked. He’d been one of the first to take the two-wheel training and had gotten into motorcycling magazines since.

“Yep, boxer twin, telescopic forks. It handled better than it should have and flatters the rider. If you’re ever being chased by one you want to get a move on, or they’ll catch you up.”

“Did they let you hang on to it?”

“No,” Bill said with some regret. “I had to leave it on the grounds of a Belgian castle.”

“It happens,” Michaels laughed.

Someone had gotten a tray of bread and bacon from the mess and were putting together sandwiches with the tea. Bill fell in with them for breakfast. After such a mad weekend it was nice to see familiar faces and chat.

 

Even with the weather closing in the airfield was a constant buzz of activity. So many planes weren’t returning or were landing in pieces that it was becoming obvious to everyone at Champagne-Reims that things weren’t going well. Being centralized with bomber squadrons made the members of Seventy-Three aware of just how badly things were getting as the bomber crews were constantly being swapped for fresh faces.

Bill sorted out the bikes and then lent a hand moving fuel bowser around. Midafternoon, under low cloud and heavy drizzle, he was filling up a bowser when the drone of German bombers sent everyone into a frenzy. Bombs started dropping across the airfield, concussing the air, and flattening the wet grass with each explosion. Bill kept the spigot on. If one landed on the trench you were in you were done anyway, and Hurricanes couldn’t intercept if they were empty. The raid had been well timed as most of the squadron had just returned from patrol after the morning rain had lifted.

No buildings were hit but two of the runways were damaged. Ten minutes later they were being filled. Bombing was an inexact science. It did more damage to morale than the apparatus of war, perhaps that was reason enough to do it.

Bill finished the refill and navigated the heavy lorry over the rutted earth, staying clear of where the planes taxied and took off. Pulling up to the squadron’s line of Hurricanes, pilots were either jumping out of their planes to take a comfort break before going up again or were necking a sandwich and a mug of tea, often both. The ground crews swarmed around the bowser, running lines out to the nearest plane and began refueling. Bill climbed out of the cab and stepped aside. Nothing worse than a bystander in the way.

“Corporal Morris,” Flight Sergeant Grimes was striding across the wet grass towards him. “Got a minute?”

“Yes, Flight,” Bill replied, wiping his hands on a rag, and walking over to meet him.

Grimes glanced around to make sure they were out of earshot, but everyone was too busy to listen in any case.

“Bit of bad news,” Grimes began quietly. “We’ve lost an entire squadron of Battles in one go. They went down at the Belgian border just northeast of Sedan in the Ardennes.”

“The Germans hold Sedan, don’t they?”

Grimes nodded, “They’re well behind enemy lines. At least two of the planes landed with full crews. They managed to radio in before going down.”

Grimes was poker faced which left Bill wondering what the ask was.  Grimes seemed to be struggling with it himself.

“The squadron senior NCO is an old friend,” Grimes finally continued. “He’s taking this badly. They’ve already lost their entire squadron once before and this one will break them. They need a win. I thought you might be able to think of something.”

“How many crews are we talking about?” Bill asked.

“Two-Two-Six had all six of their Fairies on a bombing raid near Les Mazures on the Meuse River. If they all survived it would be eighteen men, but that’s an optimistic estimate.”

As ridiculous as the question was, Bill was already trying to work out how to do it.

“In a pinch, that Citroën TUB could hold that much weight. It wouldn’t be comfortable, but it’d hold them,” he finally replied.

“It’s not an order,” Grimes said, “but if you’re willing to try and get them, we have coordinates that’ll get you close.”

“I don’t want to see that many airmen left behind,” Bill replied. “I’ll do what I can.”

“Thank you, Corporal. Good luck,” Grimes turned and walked briskly back to the temporary HQ.

 

With the rest of the squadron doing double duty to keep planes in the air, Bill was able to run around behind the scenes putting together a plan with notes heavily cribbed from Biffy’s bridge adventure. He fueled up the Citroën and the Tiger and took everything else out of the nondescript civilian van. It would make him invisible, but the real trick was to avoid any German entanglements, he knew a man who might help with that.

Bill rode the Tiger around the perimeter of the massive aerodrome to the main French HQ. It was lunch time so hopefully he’d be able to find Pierre in the officer’s mess. Stepping in from the rain, he brushed himself off and looked around. Several French officers had stopped eating and were looking at the damp RAF corporal standing in the door. From the back of the room by the window a familiar voice rang out.

“Corporal Morris!” Pierre stood up smiling with a wave. “Join me!”

Bill smiled back in relief. He’d gotten the distinct feeling that he was about to be yelled at in French. Walking past the annoyed stares, he took the empty seat across from Pierre.

“You look worried,” Pierre noted over a meal that put the RAF mess to shame. “Want some coffee?”

“Yes please,” Bill replied, shivering from the damp.

Pierre filled a porcelain cup with spectacular smelling coffee. Fighting a war in your own country had its perks.

“What can I do for you, damp Corporal?” Pierre asked, handing him the cup.

Bill took a sip and then looked Pierre in the eye.

“We lost an entire squadron of Fairey Battles this morning. They’ve gone down in the Ardennes northeast of Sedan.  My Flight Sergeant is wondering if I can go get them.”

“That’s thirty kilometres the wrong side of the German line,” Pierre said, “and a lot of people to try and fit on the back of a motorbike.”

“I’ve got a civilian Citroën TUB that should hold them,” Bill replied.

“Of course you do.”

“What I’d really like to do is avoid any enemy entanglements. Do you have any idea where they’re concentrated up there?”

Pierre took a sip of coffee and gave it some thought.

“I can find you some of the latest reconnaissance from the area, but they won’t be happy to see an RAF enlisted man in there. Wait in the Quartier General front office. Tell them Captain Clostermann has asked for you and they should leave you alone.”

“Thanks, Pierre.”

Both men drained their coffees and stood up. Bill followed Pierre out of the officer’s mess as many eyes followed them.

The Quartier General was a permanent building with heat, which Bill found magical after a winter living in various forms of temporary shelter. The officious git at the front desk could speak English but was determined not to. Bill finally got a dismissive gesture towards chairs in the lobby and went and sat in one. Pierre appeared a few minutes later with a notebook full of scribbled details. He sat down next to Bill in the waiting area and started a rapid fire debrief.

“Most of the German activity is on the east side of the Meuse. That river, eh? They have a major supply line running down the road from Hargnies that we’ve been trying to hit for the past week, but they provide strong air cover over it. Maybe head north to Vervins and then come in from that way, you’re only likely to meet light patrols. Their main push is into Sedan and then south.”

Pierre hesitated, closing the notebook, “Just because they are looking the other way doesn’t mean this will work William. Are you sure you have to do this?”

Bill smiled tightly, “I don’t have to do anything, but I don’t want people feeling hopeless and that’s how things are starting to get over our way. If I can nip in and get a few boys back home, it’ll help.”

Pierre nodded, “Bonne chance, mon ami.”

They stood together and shook hands.

“I’ll pop by later in the week and tell you how it went,” Bill smiled.

“I’m sure you will,” Pierre replied, though the worried look in his eyes didn’t go away.

 

With everyone running about putting their planes back together again, the barracks and mess were empty. Bill ate alone before dinner was scheduled. The ceiling had dropped to only a few hundred feet making visibility poor and grounding the planes, it was going to be a cold, damp evening. After getting food into him, Bill filled a thermos with tea and put together a sandwich to bring along. As everyone else was coming in for dinner, Bill headed out into the rain. The Citroën had non-descript grey paint that faded into the wet landscape. It was going to be such a handful unloaded that driving it in the wet made Bill distinctly uncomfortable. That’s when inspiration struck. Why not put a bike in it and ride back? If he vacated the van and let the aircrew drive it back, more of them would fit in the van.

The obvious choice was the only non-RAF bike he had: Louis Jeanin’s Tiger. The brace of Nortons and the lone Triumph were all sitting under a dripping tarpaulin. The Tiger was still cooling from the ride over to Pierre. Bill eased it out from under the tarp and rolled it over to the van. Dragging a plank from the bike shed and setting it as a ramp, he pushed the Tiger up into the van and tied it to the side with bits of rope. If the Citroën stopped bouncing about so much, he might not end up in a ditch.

With another couple of hours until dark, Bill shut the doors and double checked that the radiator was full, and that the engine had oil. He also went over everything with an oil can and checked and filled the tyres. The strange layout of the TUB made this a bit of an adventure but knowing where everything was seemed prudent, though doing it half under a tarp in pouring rain wasn’t fun.  Watching Biffy check the details and put his bridge demolition plan together had given Bill some idea of how to ensure success when a job had so many potential surprises.

As everyone else went back to putting their planes back into service, Bill hit his bunk and tried to sleep. He must have had a kip because the next thing he remembered was the sound of the other junior NCOs coming in after a long day on the field. He sat up and began putting his civilian clothes on. When he came through out of uniform the conversation around the card table stopped.

“That looks like trouble,” Michaels observed, putting his cards down.

“Off to see if I can bring some Fairey Battle crews back,” Bill replied, snagging a mug, and filling it from the ever-present tea pot.

“Long way to go?” Michaels asked.

“Ardennes,” Bill said, sipping his tea.

“Isn’t it full of Nazis?” Allings asked with a look of concern.

“That’s the tricky bit,” Bill replied, draining the tea.

“What’s the plan?” Michaels’ curiosity mirrored the room’s.

“Drive the Citroën van up there. Pretend I’m French and hope any Germans I ran into aren’t because my French won’t take it, find the crews, hand them the van and then ride back providing cover.”

“Think it’ll work?” Michaels asked.

“I’m about to find out,” Bill smiled, pulling on his dark blue fishing gansey and stepping out into the rainy night.

The hand knitted fisherman’s gansey was a gift given to him the day before he enlisted. It was a reminder of someone special at home, and it was remarkably good at repelling water, which would be handy tonight. She’d made it in her family pattern, and it was a unique thing. In the uniformed world of war, he had little chance to wear it.

The TUB fired up even though it had been sitting in the wet. As weird as the van was, you had to admire the engineering. Bill looked over his shoulder. The Tiger crouched in the back of the van staring back intently with its slotted black out headlamp. The chance to ride it again, this time possibly in anger, sent a thrill up Bill’s spine.

He put the van in gear and bounced over the rutted, wet field toward the gate. If they gave him any stick, he’d have them contact Grimes, but the bored French MP at the gate gave him a wave when he pulled up and he was through into the kind of darkness you only find in the countryside at night in the rain.

With the Tiger in the back the Citroën was manageable. Bill made good time north through the weather which was more tedious than terrifying. He pulled into Signy-l'Abbaye, on the edge of the Ardennes Forest just before midnight and turned off the lights. Sedan was east of him, and Pierre’s notes had suggested that this was where all the German attention was. He hadn’t seen another vehicle on the road having stuck to small back roads all the way up.

Using a torch, he scanned the map. Les Mazures was a village deep in the forest just west of the Meuse River, the same waterway they’d crossed in Belgium, but down here it was a much smaller river. With the rain and now a forest, Bill couldn’t have asked for better cover, but good cover also meant poor sight lines. He could easily round a corner to discover a hundred Nazis having dinner.

He turned the headlamps on and put the TUB into gear before rolling under the deeper shadows of the trees. The road followed a tributary that would eventually feed the Meuse. The running water was producing its own mist, cutting visibility even further. He passed through Villaine, another forested village where all the cottages and shops were dark, but on the outskirts, he saw a light ahead and pulled off the road onto a dirt path and turned everything off.

Looking at his map again by torchlight, he was less than ten miles from where the Fairey crews had gone down. As he double checked the map a heavy-duty vehicle rumbled past on the road behind him. The lightless TUB sitting in the shadows hadn’t drawn any attention. That had been a big, military lorry, possibly a troop carrier. A familiar sound followed as a pair of sidecar outfits passed by, and then Bill’s heart jumped in his chest, the mechanical groan of a treaded tank was getting louder.

Staring at the rear-view mirror, Bill sat motionless in the shadows. He’d seen tanks but never up close, he was in the wrong branch of the service for that sort of thing. A Panzer heaved into view behind him, making quick progress down the country road. It had a bright spotlight on it that was scanning the forest. Bill could make out the manned heavy machine gun mount on top next to the spotlight. That gun would turn his van into Swiss cheese in seconds. The light swept across the Citroën as the Panzer rolled down the road, but it didn’t hesitate; a nondescript French delivery van was the best possible camouflage.

Behind the Panzer another large lorry passed and finally something smaller, maybe one of those little square Kübelwagens he’d seen at the Luxembourg border last week. Was that only last week? As the convoy of mechanized soldiers thundered into France unimpeded, Bill’s heart started to slow down. The dirt road continued into the forest ahead. He’d intended to fire up the TUB and drive hard into the woods had they stopped, but his civilian camouflage and going to ground had done the trick.

He gave it a minute more and then started up the van and backed it out onto the road. The pavement was in rougher shape after being churned up by the Panzer, so slow and steady it was. Knowing that mechanized unit was blocking their way out was something to keep in mind. Along with the heavy machinery, there must have been dozens of men in those vehicles.

Chapter 5 can be found here.